Before I Die

Though I’m betting that no one truly cares, I’ve always wanted to write one of those ‘Things to Do Before I Die’ Lists. So, here it goes.

Ten Things to Do Before I Die

1. Ride on an Air Balloon.

2. Throw a Message in a Bottle into the Ocean.

3. Send out an amazing Novel to at least thirteen Agents.

4. Visit the World’s Only Drive-Thru Strip Club in Pennsylvania.

5. Buy that Incredible dress in Josalyn’s that I’ve wanted since sixth grade.

6. Spend a night in a Cemetery, on Halloween.

7. Finger paint an entire wall.

8. Dine at Hell’s Kitchen.

9. Go on a Coast to Coast Road Trip and visit the most inane things.

10. Find Pure Happiness.